ROBSON GREEN INTERVIEW: ‘ACTORS HAVE ALWAYS BEEN OBJECTIFIED’
Robson Green stars in a new BBC One series, Age Before Beauty.
Recently Robson Green was driving through Gosforth, not far from his Northumberland home, when he saw an advertisement for a retirement home. It said: “Flats for the elderly, 55 and over. Warden included.”
Suddenly, he imagined himself pulling a cord and a voice asking, “Are you all right Mr Green? Have you had a fall?”
With his 55th birthday next year, the actor and “extreme fisherman” (trademark, The Discovery Channel) is starting to worry about mortality.
“My mum’s 83 and lives in a place that’s got the cord. But I don’t want a place with the cord!” he says. And it’s not just the birthday that has made him pause for thought.
Green also had surgery last year for a prolapsed disc, an injury he admits was caused by a five-days-a-week gym regime and an attempt to run 1.5 miles in nine minutes.
“I had this mantra that if you can get under 11 minutes you can join the army,” he says, mocking his hubris. Of course, anyone who has watched Green catching nurse sharks in Senegal or stingray in the Azores knows that the star is in exceptional shape for his age.
Since a producer first asked him more than 10 years ago if he’d be interested in travelling the world in search of incredible fish for a new TV show (one of Green’s less taxing career decisions), the actor has been to 132 countries and found himself in all manner of dangerous situations, from freezing temperatures in Siberia to a hurricane at sea in Okinawa.
The back injury has slowed down filming, but he still relishes the opportunity to embrace the “hunter-gatherer thing”.
The rest of the time, of course, Green is making TV dramas and, over the years, has starred in some of our most popular series, from Soldier Soldier and Wire in the Blood to Grantchester.
As chance would have it, his latest drama is all about ageing and society’s preoccupation with stopping it.
Age Before Beauty, a new six-part series for BBC One, tells the story of Bel (Polly Walker), an empty-nester who returns to revitalise her family’s struggling beauty salon while also dealing with problems in her marriage.
Green plays Teddy, the husband of Bel’s blonde, Botox-needle-wielding sister.
The drama has been written by Poldark creator Debbie Horsfield and there are superficial similarities with her early Noughties show Cutting It, which was set in a hair salon.
But the themes of Age Before Beauty – jealousy, infidelity, body image and self-obsession – are significantly darker.
Does Green, who has some lines on his forehead, condone plastic surgery ?
“Some men that shall remain nameless on popular shows on a Saturday night, they look like bits are going to start dropping off,” he says. “Really? You’re fooling no one.”
Simon Cowell was the Svengali behind Green’s successful music career (as one half of Robson and Jerome in the Nineties). Might he have had “work” done? He looks at me in joke-disbelief. “Really? You surprise me. It doesn’t take an Oxford don to work it out.”
Green stayed close to his roots, living in Northumberland. That combination of pit village boy and showbusiness veteran means opinions are delivered with an entertaining forthrightness (although, Cowell, in fact, has been quite open about his cosmetic procedures, including Botox and a non‑surgical facelift).
That Green had the confidence to leave the shipyard and become an actor he credits to his parents. His late father was a miner and ballroom dancer, his mother a cleaner and shop worker.
But although the money that came in from 1995’s Unchained Melody set him and Jerome Flynn up financially (Flynn is now best known as Bronn in Game of Thrones; the pair are still close friends), he describes the experience as: “My personal Vietnam. It wasn’t the greatest of artistic choices.”